Saturday, December 15, 2007

Couple thousands homeless retards gather for Ham-ass anniversary in Gaza, celebrate common hatred of Jews and Americans

GAZA CITY (std) - A couple of thousand arab stooges rallied in central Gaza City on Saturday to mark Hamas's 20th anniversary, in a "show of force" six months after the Islamist movement seized control of the territory. Every participant received a free Ham,(1 per family).

Waving puke green flags and banners with catchy slogans of hate, crowds of Palestinians poured into Kataba Square ahead of the rally at which Hamas leader Ishmail Hynie and other fat rich government officials reaffirmed their commitment to wage war with Israel.

"blowing up Israeli civilians and refusal to compromise with our neighbors is the best path to the liberation of Palestine, not negotiations and meetings with the Jews and the Americans" Haniya told the mindless crowd of hungry, poor, unwashed brainwashed peasant serfs.

The rally was the largest show of strength since the new terrorist government seized control of Gaza in June, routing forces loyal to president Mahmud Abbas and further deepening the economic and political isolation of the coastal strip.

It came just a month after a similar mass rally by Abbas's Fatah movement ended in bloodshed when Hamas forces opened fire, killing several Innocent civilians.

But speaking from the main podium and wearing a green Hamas baseball cap and a "Tomorrows Pioneer" shirt, Haniya again called for dialogue with his Fatah rivals "without conditions,without compromise" He blamed Abbas's government in the West Bank town of Ramallah for preventing a return to unity.

"We are for dialogue and we call for it and welcome it, but only when the dialogue agrees with what we want. We say there should be an unconditional dialogue," he said.

Abbas has said he is willing to return to the negotiating table with Hamas but only on the condition that it reverses what he calls its "coup" and gives control of Gaza back to the Palestinian Authority.

"We are ready to explore any issue," Haniya said, "but I say Allah Akbar, we will not accept any conditions to return to negotiations."

Meanwhile Palestinian security forces said they arrested at least 26 Hamas supporters in raids across the West Bank, the latest in a series of measures aimed at dampening the Palestinian Authorities power in the territory Abbas controls.

Hamas state controlled television said that supporters in Gaza streamed in from towns and villages all across the coastal territory, home to some 1.5 million people, in cars and horse-drawn wagons, blocking streets throughout the city centre. Which must be hard since there is a ban on gasoline.

Tens of thousands of veiled women, masked men, goats, pigs and children waving Farfur the Rat flags mixed in the crowd, but the exact number of people attending the rally remained unclear.

A huge banner reading "We will not recognise the elephant in the room" was placed on the backdrop of the stage in defiance of Israel's closing of Gaza to all but essential humanitarian supplies after Hamas's bloody seizure of power.

Below it hung portraits glorifying past Hamas bomb makers and child killers who had been killed by Israeli forces.

Former minister and senior Hamas member Said that Siam told STD that the massive turnout "is the answer to those who say Hamas is losing ground."

And top Hamas leader Mamud baal-Zahairy said that "our message to the world is that this bowel movement cannot be destroyed because we will never forgive or forget that that bitch whore Sarah was mean to our great, great, great, great, great, great great, great, great, great, aunt Hagar and that is why the Jews are responsible for all our bad luck and the reason that we are poor and jobless and like to sit in our own feces." at that point Zahairy started to cry like a little girl and wet his pants.

"This celebration shows how in 20 years we have grown from a bowel movement of 1,000 people to huge numbers more than a thousand by having more children than we kill." he told STD.

"The roots (of Hatred) stretch into the heart of the nation and into every part of the land," Mushie baal-Masri, a former Palestinian, shouted to the crowd from the podium.

"Twenty years -- from the stone to the knife, from the bullet to the bomb, from the mortar to the rocket, and from the martyrdom operations (suicide bombings) to the tunnels of Hell." You've come a long way baby! Good job!

Hamas's exiled leader Kubaal Menstrual said in comments published on the bowel movement's website on Saturday that the Palestinians are capable of launching a new uprising against Israeli occupation like the intifada of 1987 and 2000 as soon as they get more money from Iran, Syria, the EU, UN and bleeding heart liberal Americans because they have no jobs of their own and it hasn't dawned on them to print their own money now that they are their very own "country."

"Our people are capable of launching a third or even a fourth intifada until victory is ours or everyone is dead or they give up and move to the west bank," the blind Damascus-based Hamas chief said.

baal-Menstrual admitted that his bowel movement's 20th anniversary came amid "difficult circumstances and a painful situation for the besieged Palestinians in Gaza."

In September Israel declared the territory a "hostile environment" and the following month began restricting fuel supplies, creating what WHO described on Monday as an "intolerable" humanitarian situation because Hamass doesn't have any infrastructure and spends all its time destroying and teaching hatred instead of building there own cities, growing their own food and teaching their children pliable trades and crafts.

Israel, along with the European Union and the United States, recognise that Hamas is a terrorist organization, but in January 2006 Hamas won an overwhelming victory when voters chose Terror and Hatred in democratic parliamentary elections.

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