Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Wanted: Woman to survive the Apocalypse

I am looking for a beautiful, intelligent woman who is either a paralegal, an accounting major or a nursing major. I am looking for good family stock and genetic qualities. I am looking for a healthy, sporting woman who is comfortable in the traditional roles of a Woman and would like to raise a family. I want a woman who believes in birth control and likes to experiment sexually. I like to travel including SCUBA diving and water sports. I want a woman who is extremely well organised with a healthy immune system. A Woman who can think for herself but ultimately defer to my instructions.
Oh, I want a woman who is an excellent cook and is very clean. She must know how to iron and fold laundry. Is that too much to ask?

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